The best thing about three year olds? They say the first thing that pops into their heads. This makes them a source of endless amusement. Here are some gems (old and new) from my favorite three year old..
To the uncle who attempted to distract her from a skinned knee by talking like Mickey Mouse: "Excuse me, but did you know? You are weally, weally stwange."
To relatives watching a t.v. interview of Sarah Palin: "Turn that lady off, dudes. She makes me get a headache." This is especially awesome considering that everybody in my family (except me) is incredibly conservative. I might have high-fived the kid when nobody was looking.
While chasing down the cat who stole the baby from her dollhouse: "COME BACK! Don't eat that, you're s'posed to be on a diet!"
Excitedly whispering to her mom as the pastor stepped behind the pulpit: "Is that Jesus!?"
Happy new week, peeps. Hang in there. :)